Monthly Archives: March 2012


got an iphone ap to teach me italian by playing games, played a game about the numbers 1-20 for about ten minutes and even that was terrifying.  i have about five months to get over my bullsh*t.

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I still think my hat was left on the floor of a fancy restaurant that when I called couldn’t find it.  I think someone who sat at the table later kept it.  that’s the kind of vanity I have about … Continue reading

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